Smile!

I hope she didn’t see the smut fics

sodamnrelatable:

Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.

forever-pretty-awkward:

nuncamais:

stingrayproductions:

ozwinozwald:

blueeyesbigsurprise:

I keep hearing a clock ticking in my room

But I don’t have a clock in my room

What is this witchcraft

Check under your bed dude… and see if you can flip any walls around.

look for a skinny and rather tall guy in your fireplace.

and then make out with him

salternates:

spn AU where i am god and i dress my puppets as i please

awesomelyyawkward:

finalblessing:

will smith everybody

Top: “I married dis”

Bottom: “I made dis:

teenwhoops:

i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live

this is a follower appreciation post because if you think about it when 1 person follows you it’s not just a number it’s like a whole real person who breathes and eats and hits its pinky toe into furniture i mean it has legs and everything DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH OF A BIG DEAL IT IS

theonewhosawitall:

$1.1 BILLION

jpierrepontcriss:

my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home