I hope she didn’t see the smut fics
Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
I keep hearing a clock ticking in my room
But I don’t have a clock in my room
What is this witchcraft
Check under your bed dude… and see if you can flip any walls around.
look for a skinny and rather tall guy in your fireplace.
and then make out with him
spn AU where i am god and i dress my puppets as i please
i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
this is a follower appreciation post because if you think about it when 1 person follows you it’s not just a number it’s like a whole real person who breathes and eats and hits its pinky toe into furniture i mean it has legs and everything DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH OF A BIG DEAL IT IS
my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home